radstunts:

thirteenth-zodiac-sign:

bllonde:

Dear tampon and pad companies:

Please make your items quieter to open.

Sincerely,

The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you.

I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the toilet. 

that is the single most british sentence i have ever read

devildoll:

May 19th, 2009: Our apologies to the families of Chris Hemsworth and Tom Hiddleston, we’re sure they’re very proud of you.

Oh yeah! Whatever happened to these guys? Anyone know?

the-doctors-chucks:

My little brother is reading pjo and he started botl and he’s like “do Percy and annabeth ever become boyfriend and girlfriend” and to screw with him I go “Rachel Elizabeth dare is all I’m saying” and I just sunk my little brothers ship I’m going to hell

I broke him

fuckyeahfashioncouture:

Krikor Jabotian Haute Couture 2013

krapcaasi:

FAH MULAN

larrystylinsoon:

sweaterpawz:

sweaterpawz:

im gonna read some harry fanfic

never mind 

I can’t stop laughing

is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire’s doorstep 

Kurt Braunohler raised $6,000 on Kickstarter to “hire a man in a plane to write stupid things in the sky.”